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Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest.The first man,an engineer,called to his dog,"T Square,show your stuff."The dog trotted over to a desk,pulled out a paper and pencil,and drew a perfect triangle.

The next guy,an accountant,called to his dog,"Slide Rule,go ahead,"The dog went to the kitchen,nibbled opened a bag of cookies and divided the contents into four equal piles.

The next man,a chemist,beckoned his dog,Beaker,to show what he could do.The dog went to the fridge,took out a quart of milk and poured out exactly eighty ounces into a measuring cup.

The last man was a government worker."Coffee Break,"he hollered to his dog,"go to it."With that,the dog jumped to his feet,soiled the paper,ate the cookies and drank the milk.

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