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You Know You Are a Mexican When…
You share the same social security number with all your amigos.
You smell like BO all the time.
You don’t know what BO is.
You have at least thirty cousins.
There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.
You run and hide when you see the Border Patrol.
You see a fence and want to hop over it.
You are too short to go on rides at Disneyland.
You mow lawns for a living.
You fart more than you breathe.
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it’s a one bedroom apartment.
You are in a five-passenger car with eight people in it.
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