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  There was only one customer in a small-town tavern.The bartender called his wife and said,”I’ll be home early,Agnes.”But then another man came in.”Where are you from?”asked the first guy.

  “Five miles west of town,”replied the newcomer.

  “I live five miles west of town too!Let’s have a beer on that.”

  As they drained their glasses,the first patron learned that his drinking buddy’s age was 43.”Hey,I’m 43 too! We better have a beer on that.”

  Then it turned out that both were born in the same hospital,and another round was orderd.The bartender called home again.

  “Forget it,Agnes,”he said.”The Lindstorm twins are at it again.”

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