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A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist."Don’t you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?"he demanded.

"Yes,sir,"replied the drive.

"Then why didn’t you pull over immediately?"

I would have,officer,"the man said."But last month my wife ran off with a policeman,and I was afraid you were bringing her back."

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