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Enjoying the spring semester of our senior year at Harvard,my classmates and I came up with what we thought were imaginative excuses for not delivering term papers.One good-natured professor found a way to turn the tables on us at a year-end dinner for the senior class.

After stepping to the podium to deliver the keynotes address,he said,”I have labored for days on the speech you asked me to prepare for tonight,and it is a masterpiece.Unfortunately,the printer on my computer is malfunctioning,so I’ll have to give it to you tomorrow or the next day.”He paused,then added,”Just kidding!Actually,I finished the speech early,printed it out and slipped it under your doors three nights ago.Didn’t you get it?”

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